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System Status: Functional Enough To Be Dangerous T-Shirt

$21.08
Clothing sizes: S
Comfort Colors® Colors: White
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings attitude and comfort together. The bold graphic — a fierce, cartoonish orange cat framed by warning icons and the line “System Status: Functional Enough to Be Dangerous” — reads like a badge for hackers, sysadmins, and anyone who navigates tech chaos with a smirk. The relaxed fit and soft, post-dye texture invite long hours at the keyboard, late-night debugging sessions, or casual weekend wear while tinkering in the garage. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, seam-free body mean the shirt wears in, not out; colors soften over time for that lived-in look. Choose from many colors and sizes to match your style and stance — this tee feels like a quiet declaration: you know your systems, you bend them, and you do it with a little danger. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durability and softness - Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, lived-in color and texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit - Tubular, seam-free construction with double-needle stitched hems - Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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