This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a hand-lettered, vintage-inspired graphic that reads with playful honesty: “Currently operating on caffeine, spite & questionable decisions.” The soft, broken-in feel of the heavy-weight cotton and the muted colorways from the post-dye process give the design an easygoing, lived-in vibe — like a favorite shirt you reach for on busy mornings. It slips into a casual wardrobe for people who love witty, slightly snarky humor and want comfortable everyday wear that tells a story. Wear it to coffee runs, low-key meetups, road trips, or lazy weekends when sarcasm and caffeine are required props. The roomy, relaxed cut and sturdy construction mean this shirt stays comfortable through washes and late nights, while the sewn-in label and tubular knit keep the silhouette clean and simple. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable softness - Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage look and texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction - Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability - Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; comes in 62 colors Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean